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What make this story so brilliant is how batman, by accident, created his greatest foe. Buy a cheap copy of the greatest joke book ever by mel greene. Bored panda scoured the internet for the most excellent funny jokes and came up with this list. Internet is probably the best place to find the best jokes to tell your friends, and what we like to do here at just something is to find the funniest things from the most remote corners of the web and give you your daily laugh. The funniest joke book ever bathroom readers institute. Hundreds of jokes, stories, and other tomfoolery on every subject from cars to kids, from sports to business, from politics to the pearly gates. From the dark and dry to the witty and wry, from the fictive to the factual, from travel logs to comedic blogs, this extensive collection of humor both classic and new includes something for everyone. Chock full of laughoutloud maps and graphics, this book skewers every corner of the world, from nevada where everyones a loser to greenland the largest land mass on earth. Wed love you to buy this book, and hope you find this page convenient in locating a place of purchase.
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